FAQ

Processing time: 2–5 business days

Every Low Expectations Studio shirt is printed after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you — the machine turns on because you, specifically, wanted something. That takes a few days.

Orders placed on weekends or holidays start processing the next business day.

Transit time (after it ships)

United States: 3–7 business days.

Total time from order to doorstep: roughly 5–12 business days.

These are estimates, not promises. Carriers have their own relationship with time.

Where we ship

We currently ship within the United States only. International shipping is coming.

Shipping rates

Free shipping on orders over $50
$4.99 flat rate under $50

Tracking

You'll get a confirmation email when you order and a tracking email when it ships. If the tracking email hasn't arrived after 5 business days, check your spam folder — email providers have low expectations of us too. Still nothing? Write in.

Multiple items

Order several shirts and they may arrive separately, sometimes from different facilities. Not a mistake. Each tracking number covers what's in that package.

Lost or stuck packages

If tracking hasn't moved in 10+ business days, email us with your order number. We'll chase the carrier or reship it. You won't be left holding a mystery.

Wrong address

We ship to the address you enter at checkout. Please read it twice — we can't redirect a package once it's in production. If you catch a mistake within 24 hours, email us immediately and we'll try to fix it before printing.