The Bar Was Low. I Negotiated. Tee
The Bar Was Low. I Negotiated. Tee
The bar was already on the floor. You looked at it, considered your options, and opened discussions.
This is not failure. This is procurement. Terms were reviewed, expectations were revised downward by mutual agreement, and both parties walked away satisfied — or at least unbothered. Some people clear the bar. You restructured it.
The flagship of the negotiating-with-yourself school of personal development.
✦ Soft unisex everyday tee — Bella+Canvas 3001, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✦ Two-line period-stacked chest print — both periods matter
✦ Printed after you order it — we don't keep a warehouse of regret
✦ Ribbed collar and shoulder taping, so it survives the wash and your week
✦ Runs true to size — check the chart, we believe in you, barely
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron directly on the print, no dry cleaning. Do this and the joke outlives your interest in it.
Low Expectations Studio. Bare minimum. Maximum personality.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |