Your Honor, I'd Like to Plead Skill Issue Tee
Your Honor, I'd Like to Plead Skill Issue Tee
The defense rests. Immediately. Without argument.
No excuses, no extenuating circumstances, no lengthy explanation about how the situation was actually very complicated. Just a clean admission entered into the record: it was a skill issue. Yours. Everyone can go home now.
There is something genuinely freeing about pleading guilty to being bad at something. Try it.
✦ Soft unisex everyday tee — Bella+Canvas 3001, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✦ Stacked courtroom-statement print, center chest
✦ Printed after you order it — we don't keep a warehouse of regret
✦ Ribbed collar and shoulder taping, so it survives the wash and your week
✦ Runs true to size — check the chart, we believe in you, barely
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron directly on the print, no dry cleaning. Do this and the joke outlives your interest in it.
Low Expectations Studio. Bare minimum. Maximum personality.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |