Emotionally Out of Stock Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some people are full of energy. Some people are full of hope. This shirt is for everyone else.
Emotionally Out of Stock means exactly what it says. Whether it's Monday, a group chat, an unsolicited life update, or just the general ongoing existence of other humans — you simply do not have it available right now. Check back never. Possibly Thursday.
✦ Soft unisex everyday tee — Bella+Canvas 3001, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✦ Clean chest print, built to read from across a room you'd rather not be in
✦ Printed after you order it — we don't keep a warehouse of regret
✦ Ribbed collar and shoulder taping, so it survives the wash and your week
✦ Runs true to size — check the chart, we believe in you, barely
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron directly on the print, no dry cleaning. Do this and the joke outlives your interest in it.
Low Expectations Studio. Bare minimum. Maximum personality.