I Tried. Tee
That's it. That's the shirt.
Past tense, because the trying has concluded. The period is not decorative — it's a full stop, a closed case, a matter no longer under discussion. Whatever it was, an attempt was made. The attempt is now over. We're all going to be normal about this.
Wear it to work, to family functions, to any conversation you'd like to end early.
✦ Soft unisex everyday tee — Bella+Canvas 3001, Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
✦ Bold center chest print — the period is load-bearing and non-negotiable
✦ Printed after you order it — we don't keep a warehouse of regret
✦ Ribbed collar and shoulder taping, so it survives the wash and your week
✦ Runs true to size — check the chart, we believe in you, barely
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, don't iron directly on the print, no dry cleaning. Do this and the joke outlives your interest in it.
Low Expectations Studio. Bare minimum. Maximum personality.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |